Week 17 Picks

Posted: January 1, 2012 by mzyohai in NFL, Picks
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Well, last week didn’t go so well for Nick or myself. But it went better for me, so I’ll take back my rightful throne and condemn Nick to a week of silence while pornstars scantily clad in sexy nun outfits beat him mercilessly with yard sticks. OK, that’s not the worst punishment I can think up, but I can’t fully abuse my throne just yet, because I only won by a hair (for the record, it was a chest hair… because I have many more of those than Nick).

Yet, when I look at our overall records this year, it appears that I’ve destroyed Nick. Yes. In fact, there’ s a better chance of the Jets making the playoffs than of Nick going 11-5 this week while I go 5-11… and even then, the Green Mountain native would only tie my record. (Did I just make the same joke as Mike Florio from PFT? Crap.) So in honor of my inevitable regular season championship, let’s abuse the throne. Make the pornstars… MALE PORNSTARS!

Now that I have meted out justice, back to football. This is an exciting week. Not only is this the last week of the regular season, but it is also a week full of important games. First pick in the NFL Draft will be decided this Sunday. The NFC East Champion will be crowned this week. And every playoff seeding aside from the NFC’s top spot is still up for grabs.

See you in the post-season!

Washington Redskins at Philadelphia Eagles

Mike: Eagles (-8)

Nick: Eagles (-8)

San Francisco 49ers at St. Louis Rams

Mike: Rams (+10.5)

Nick: 49ers (-10.5)

Chicago Bears at Minnesota Vikings

Mike: Vikings (-1.5)

Nick: Vikings (-1.5)

Detroit Lions at Green Bay Packers

Mike: Lions (-4.5)

Nick: Lions  (-4.5)

Carolina Panthers at New Orleans Saints

Mike: Saints (-7.5)

Nick: Panthers (+7.5)

Tennessee Titans at Houston Texans

Mike: Texans (+1.5)

Nick: Texans (+1.5)

Indianapolis Colts at Jacksonville Jaguars

Mike: Colts (+3.5)

Nick: Colts (+3.5)

New York Jets at Miami Dolphins

Mike: Jets (+3)

Nick: Dolphins (-3)

Buffalo Bills at New England Patriots

Mike: Patriots (-10.5)

Nick: Bills (+10.5)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Atlanta Falcons

Mike: Falcons (-10.5)

Nick: Falcons (-10.5)

Baltimore Ravens at Cincinnati Bengals

Mike: Ravens (-2)

Nick: Bengals (+2)

Pittsburgh Steelers at Cleveland Browns

Mike: Steelers (-6.5)

Nick: Steelers (-6.5)

San Diego Chargers at Oakland Raiders

Mike: Chargers (+3)

Nick: Raiders (-3)

Kansas City Chiefs at Denver Broncos

Mike: Chiefs (+3)

Nick: Broncos (-3)

Seattle Seahawks at Arizona Cardinals

Mike: Seahawks (+3)

Nick: Seahawks (+3)

Dallas Cowboys at New York Giants

Mike: Cowboys (+3)

Nick: Giants (-3)

Last Week’s Results (Overall Record)

Mike: 7-9 (66-54-4)

Nick: 6-10 (61-59-4)

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